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I COULD TURN AROUND RIGHT NOW. |
JUST SAY THE W- |
FINE. |
GO AHEAD, ASK ME A QUESTION. |
I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. |
HOW ARE WE GOING TO PLAY IF YOU DON'T ASK ME A QUESTION? |
ARE THESE PEOPLE EVER GOING TO COME HOME? |
OH, I'M SORRY. |
THAT'S TOO BORING. |
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE DISQUALIFIED. |
BUT WE DO HAVE SOME LOVELY PARTING GIFTS |
AND OUR HOME VERSION OF THE GAME. |
NOW, LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT BACHELORETTE. |
* REE DA DA DO * SHE'S A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER. |
* REE DA DA DO * |
SHE LOVES SKIING, NEIL DIAMOND, |
AND HER OWN PERSONAL COLLECTION OF CERAMIC UNICORNS. |
LET'S HEAR IT FOR SUSAN LEAPER. |
YAY! |
YAY! |
SUSAN! |
WELL, SUSAN, WE HAVE 3 TERRIFIC GUYS BACK THERE FOR YOU, |
AND THEY'RE JUST HUNGRY FOR A DATE. |
GOT YOUR QUESTIONS READY? |
YES, JIM. |
THEN FIRE AWAY. |
OK. |
BACHELOR NUMBER ONE, |
I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT BACHELOR NUMBER 2 |
AND TELL ME, IF HE WERE A RIDE AT DISNEYLAND, |
WHAT RIDE WOULD HE BE AND WHY? |
WELL, I'D HAVE TO SAY |
BACHELOR NO.2 WOULD BE "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN." |
AND WHY IS THAT? |
BECAUSE OF HIS SUNKEN CHEST. |
DAVID, THERE'S A CAR. |
MAYBE THEY'RE HOME. |
GREAT. |
I'VE SEEN THESE TWO IN ACTION. |
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